the union square round table

chris braiotta
is kind of fat but not unattractive

nick branigan
drummers do it with multiple rests

steven derocher
a beard and a dream

marian didio
has very nice hair

ben dryer
wisconsin is where the men are dry and their pants are dryer

keira horowitz
scared of the phone

caitlin roy
hey li'l dumptruck

td sidell
won't call you "daddy"